![]() ![]() There’s a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket – water, but without that watery taste. New Rule: There’s no such thing as flavored water. Here’s how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we’re done. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. If you’re a grown man, they’re pictures of men. If you’re a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you’re gay. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards. New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. What did you expect it to contain? Trout? People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy’s chili. New Rule: Don’t eat anything that’s served to you out a window unless you’re a seagull. Because you don’t particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn. New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for ! There’s a reason you don’t talk to people for 25 years. A friend just emailed me this and it’s so funny (and true) that I had to share.
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